Ted Kelly and John Dowling have reported the dissappearance of the Two Story Swine....and for its safe return, there’s a reward from Coachella...to the tune of $10,000 plus four tickets to Coachella for life.
Now, assuming you live at least another 50 years, and assuming Coachella stays a three-day fest and under $300 a pop, that adds up to a whopping $53,800 worth of festivaling! (And you can use the $10,000 to buy 5,000 bottles of water at the fest!)
We’re considering heading back to Indio to search for it ourselves. Can’t be too hard to spot, right?
Junior crime investigators, here are some facts if you’re on the hunt:
* The pig, which is two stories tall, is said to be male
* “Don’t be led to the slaughter” is written on the side, and “his” belly ballot has been checked in favor of Obama
* Last seen floating away from the Empire Polo Field — in seemingly good spirits
* Assumed to be deflated (though no official confirmation of this has been made)
If you have any information on the pig, email lostpig@coachella.com